Talking to a friend about teaching in China
- Her: I have paid time off of work tomorrow and I have the entire month of January off and paid.
- Me: I've been working 3 weeks straight between two jobs for shit pay.
- Me: I never thought I'd see the day where somebody in China was making more money for less work then me.
This Week In History:
Transcontinental Railroad Completed As Chinaman’s Gold Plated Femur Driven Into Ground
Every day I’m reblogging history jokes!
“Friend-zoning” as a concept is such a pile of poop
I’m reclaiming the term for actually friendly purposes
goddamn adorable
<3
Why do you read that stuff? *flicking paper at cockroaches*
Because Nietzsche is too butch and Kafka reminds me of your little friends over there.
Existentialism in MY childhood cartoons!?!?!?!
Nerdiness in School
- Me: Oh hey that's a nice picture of Rigby you drew there.
- Middle schooler: You watch the regular show?!
- Me: I do!
- Middle schooler: HEY EVERYBODY THE SUB WATCHES REGULAR SHOW!!! OOOOOoOoOoOOOoOOO!!!!
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- Middle schooler: I want to show you our LARPing handshake. Not that you know what LARPing is.
- Me: Live action role playing?
- Middle schooler: OH MY GOD!!!
- Classroom literally breaks out in applause.
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- Me: Hey! Nice necklace. Spin on Gurren Laagan!
- High Schooler: .........YOU KNOW GURREN LAAGAN!?
- Me: ...yes
- High Schooler: WHEN DO YOU START WORKING HERE!?
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- One day my knowledge of obscure geek knowledge will get me a teaching job. I JUST KNOW IT!
If you’ve ever had the gall to tell someone you disagree with them, you’ve probably
been called a cyberbully. Congratulations! You’re one of us! One of us!
You qualify to wear this badge of honor so everyone knows to
WATCH OUT! Tough kid coming through!Tumblr gets first dibs on these.
Only 35 made!attn: ruck
I MUST FUEL THIS INTERNET HATE MACHINE!
Why you and not me! 1
This week on
“Why are you a full time teacher and not me!”
An entire drawer in the teacher’s desk is dedicated to NOTHING but beauty products.
Makeup, jewelry, lotions, and even spare panty hose.
Who will animate you? You're being adapted to an anime!
“By KyoAni, a 2000 episode mecha anime about mopinks’s private parts.”
yipes
By Xebec, a 12 episode BL anime about rosalarian’s path to darkness.
I… this is my greatest wish.
By Yamakan, a 13 episode horror anime about ruckntrigger’s homo adventures.
Just let that soak in.
(Source: mamafriesmeal)
Gamestop
- Hetero lapse in Judgement : I'm playing Recettear
- Hetero lapse in Judgement : It's the game where you run an item shop in an RPG
- Hetero lapse in Judgement : People sell things to you for like a third of what they're worth then you can sell them for four times as much now
- Hetero lapse in Judgement : I know how Gamestop feels
Taking care of a cat that appears to be abandoned. She’s super people friendly but skeptical of Cameras.
Edit: We’ve been looking trying to find if she’s got an owner somewhere looking for her, but the prospects aren’t looking good for that. We’re not making a move until the notice about her we put in the newspaper goes through.
(Don’t worry there’s someone lined up to adopt her already.)
